You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1504. | Devin (harbingerofrats) | 82.63 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1505. | k (mc0sta) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1506. | Eujean (eujean) | 82.63 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1507. | + (hobounicorns) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1508. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 82.58 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1509. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 1510. | Joel (jams15) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1511. | Are4 (are4_yt) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1512. | shanranran (shanranran) | 82.43 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1513. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 82.43 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1514. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 82.43 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1515. | Akira (akira1957) | 82.41 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1516. | Bella (bell519) | 82.41 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1517. | Raymond (szlesh) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1518. | Paper (paper_) | 82.38 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1519. | RyRy (rydy) | 82.37 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1520. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1521. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 82.33 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1522. | willy (willywongker69) | 82.30 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1523. | Joel (phitsuh) | 82.28 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1524. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 82.27 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1525. | Dozo (zwierz) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 1526. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 82.25 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1527. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 82.23 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1528. | bruh (erik2405_) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1529. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 82.20 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1530. | BB (bluenamek) | 82.17 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1531. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 82.14 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1532. | yost (yostpro) | 82.14 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1533. | Ross (m0nday) | 82.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |