The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12247. | Jimmy (darktemplar) | 85.39 | 99.7% | 2024-10-20 |
| 12248. | Jack (jackfan108) | 85.39 | 93% | 2011-11-20 |
| 12249. | Joaquin (wakincloset) | 85.39 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12250. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 85.39 | 98% | 2026-01-20 |
| 12251. | Nic (scylla1) | 85.39 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 12252. | God (godlevel) | 85.39 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 12253. | Watashi_wa (aaron_123) | 85.39 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 12254. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 85.39 | 90% | 2015-09-21 |
| 12255. | sylo (syllogismos) | 85.39 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 12256. | Anthony (mrrockk) | 85.39 | 90% | 2013-07-05 |
| 12257. | Nmo (nmo63) | 85.38 | 97.9% | 2025-02-10 |
| 12258. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 85.38 | 97.7% | 2024-02-14 |
| 12259. | maoam (maoamwins) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12260. | Streyt (streyt) | 85.38 | 96% | 2011-09-07 |
| 12261. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 85.38 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
| 12262. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 85.38 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 12263. | Kso (k_so) | 85.37 | 96.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 12264. | tstats[aayush_619] (aayush_... | 85.37 | 99% | 2026-02-15 |
| 12265. | Aquarius (aquarius852) | 85.37 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12266. | Sam (gates250) | 85.37 | 97.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 12267. | ??? (darkestsoul) | 85.37 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 12268. | . (trihard7) | 85.37 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 12269. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 85.36 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 12270. | flaming (zbloom) | 85.36 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 12271. | willy (willywongker69) | 85.36 | 96.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 12272. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 12273. | mrooogaboooga (foulackfoula... | 85.35 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 12274. | Annie (anniegeorge) | 85.35 | 92% | 2013-03-26 |
| 12275. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 85.35 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 12276. | Dan (takethecake) | 85.34 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |