With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4560. | f (stupidest) | 100.89 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4561. | Kyle (draco_meteor) | 100.89 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4562. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 100.89 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 4563. | Essowicz (laisso_) | 100.88 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 4564. | Isaac (newton6674) | 100.87 | 99.1% | 2024-11-05 |
| 4565. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 100.86 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 4566. | Ren (rennitey) | 100.86 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 4567. | Maribel (zephhyre) | 100.86 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4568. | Jun (jjjun) | 100.86 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 4569. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 100.86 | 99% | 2018-06-30 |
| 4570. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 100.85 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4571. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 100.85 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4572. | Halbro (halmattalib) | 100.85 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
| 4573. | Ali Gohar (cybertech) | 100.84 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 4574. | Hal (hals11) | 100.84 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 4575. | Dog acc (vick02) | 100.84 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4576. | k (k_lauser) | 100.82 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4577. | richa (richa69) | 100.82 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4578. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 100.82 | 96.9% | 2024-03-31 |
| 4579. | Loege (loege) | 100.82 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 4580. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 100.81 | 98.5% | 2024-03-20 |
| 4581. | Rav (impaledbison) | 100.80 | 98.8% | 2023-10-28 |
| 4582. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 100.79 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 4583. | Krisu (krisu_the_legend) | 100.79 | 98% | 2025-04-23 |
| 4584. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 100.79 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 4585. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 100.79 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 4586. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 100.79 | 93% | 2016-10-04 |
| 4587. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 100.78 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4588. | Oracle (risen_one) | 100.78 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 4589. | shaan (khem92) | 100.78 | 100% | 2018-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |