And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15185. | Ben (benjib) | 87.53 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 15186. | Aditya (aditya745) | 87.53 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 15187. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.53 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 15188. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 87.53 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15189. | steroids steroids everywher... | 87.53 | 95% | 2013-06-03 |
| 15190. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15191. | Happy (candy02058912) | 87.52 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 15192. | Not so korean (dwing) | 87.52 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 15193. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 87.52 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 15194. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 87.52 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 15195. | Chapman (chapzork) | 87.52 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 15196. | Jexx (jexxsodo) | 87.51 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 15197. | Marcelo (amsua99) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 15198. | Weiszy (weisz) | 87.51 | 90% | 2017-03-18 |
| 15199. | ジョン (johnr_) | 87.51 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15200. | Liam (killern00bie) | 87.51 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 15201. | Javs (jxvs) | 87.50 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 15202. | Vab (vaheebee) | 87.50 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 15203. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 87.50 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 15204. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 87.50 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 15205. | dave (davedavedave) | 87.50 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 15206. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 87.49 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 15207. | Reuben (phyterjet) | 87.49 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 15208. | Alstr (alstr) | 87.48 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15209. | Dell (delliu) | 87.48 | 97.1% | 2023-07-27 |
| 15210. | Arvin (vin_ar) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15211. | Luan (anhluanthks) | 87.48 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15212. | Ben (benolson8) | 87.48 | 88% | 2014-02-21 |
| 15213. | Eric (gamelyte) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 15214. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 87.47 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |