So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18156. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 71.28 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18157. | Nhan (violettomsk) | 71.28 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 18158. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 71.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 18159. | Abbad (luckseeker) | 71.28 | 93% | 2011-12-27 |
| 18160. | Felipe (felipelopes) | 71.28 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 18161. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 71.27 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 18162. | Alex (muolaf) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 18163. | Nerx (rshield) | 71.27 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 18164. | Teemu (nime_raider) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18165. | edwtpnd (edwtpnd1) | 71.27 | 98% | 2011-07-13 |
| 18166. | Tai (letientai299) | 71.27 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 18167. | Jack (yiningzhao) | 71.27 | 93% | 2012-08-28 |
| 18168. | Vourvoul (vourvoul) | 71.27 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 18169. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 71.27 | 96% | 2016-08-11 |
| 18170. | urvesh (urvesh25) | 71.27 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 18171. | Vincent (standman) | 71.27 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 18172. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 71.26 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18173. | Mashallah (mashallahh) | 71.26 | 93% | 2022-04-14 |
| 18174. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 71.26 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18175. | Josh (jxtu) | 71.26 | 88% | 2017-01-10 |
| 18176. | Jørgen (jolos) | 71.26 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 18177. | Lucas (dunild) | 71.25 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 18178. | Jagadeeswar (jd_300) | 71.25 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 18179. | Baczie (baczie) | 71.25 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 18180. | Defmoans (torrence) | 71.25 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 18181. | Chrisco (chrisco97) | 71.25 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 18182. | Andrew (churrissimo) | 71.25 | 92% | 2013-07-25 |
| 18183. | Adam (wallboy) | 71.24 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 18184. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 71.24 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 18185. | Jorge (jorar91) | 71.24 | 99% | 2014-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |