Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3253. | Dustin (dustindp99) | 92.58 | 96.3% | 2024-07-17 |
| 3254. | Chris (14thspartan) | 92.56 | 98.3% | 2024-07-14 |
| 3255. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 92.55 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| 3256. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 92.55 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 3257. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 92.55 | 97.1% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3258. | tstats[xxdukexx5] (xxdukexx5) | 92.54 | 97% | 2024-02-04 |
| 3259. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 92.53 | 98.1% | 2024-02-23 |
| 3260. | SiputTempur (dydots) | 92.53 | 98.6% | 2023-10-28 |
| 3261. | The (thecreationking) | 92.53 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 3262. | newt (newtalken) | 92.51 | 97% | 2025-12-23 |
| 3263. | Strajuck (strajuck) | 92.51 | 97.8% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3264. | maiZe (maize) | 92.49 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3265. | Frozen (frozen0wl) | 92.48 | 97.8% | 2024-05-21 |
| 3266. | keq (wacki) | 92.48 | 98.3% | 2023-11-23 |
| 3267. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 92.47 | 96.6% | 2023-05-29 |
| 3268. | Lucas (lucce34) | 92.47 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 3269. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 92.46 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 3270. | Hashem (hashemsi) | 92.46 | 95.7% | 2025-05-17 |
| 3271. | JWTCD (jwtcd) | 92.46 | 96.2% | 2024-05-23 |
| 3272. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 92.46 | 97.6% | 2023-06-08 |
| 3273. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 92.46 | 99% | 2024-06-06 |
| 3274. | fkeowa (intheshadows123) | 92.45 | 97.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 3275. | Bonobo (mfwarhol) | 92.45 | 99% | 2025-10-20 |
| 3276. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 92.45 | 98% | 2023-12-04 |
| 3277. | Saad (saad9766) | 92.44 | 98.8% | 2024-05-15 |
| 3278. | Nick (legnik) | 92.43 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 3279. | Jake (allterior) | 92.43 | 97.1% | 2024-01-08 |
| 3280. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 92.42 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 3281. | Alexis (dizdizzy) | 92.41 | 97.4% | 2024-10-08 |
| 3282. | Keiroi (keiroi) | 92.40 | 95% | 2025-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |