Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12747. | Risan (ptrrsn_1) | 80.61 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 12748. | Jake (quertior) | 80.61 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 12749. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 80.61 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 12750. | gad (gad4) | 80.61 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 12751. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 80.61 | 97% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12752. | Bill (wiiird) | 80.61 | 99% | 2011-09-29 |
| 12753. | F5 (phf5) | 80.61 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12754. | Long (ndlong) | 80.60 | 94% | 2011-08-11 |
| 12755. | JK (loljkgo) | 80.60 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 12756. | Bruno (bruno_) | 80.60 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 12757. | Chris (__uwu__12) | 80.60 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12758. | Garrett (vachemax) | 80.60 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 12759. | Septem (septembear) | 80.60 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12760. | Jhoe (bangalore_deez_nutz) | 80.60 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 12761. | Chris (wazzu) | 80.60 | 92% | 2013-01-02 |
| 12762. | Thomas (ushsamoht) | 80.60 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 12763. | 1834 (busey) | 80.59 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 12764. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 80.59 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 12765. | Richy (typer_mann1928) | 80.59 | 95% | 2020-12-22 |
| 12766. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 80.59 | 93.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 12767. | Kyle Johnson (rickharrisoncoc) | 80.59 | 97.6% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12768. | Anthony (an1hony) | 80.59 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 12769. | DAndH (dandh) | 80.58 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 12770. | Nick (typeguy) | 80.58 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 12771. | Maja (kussimurra) | 80.58 | 95% | 2013-06-11 |
| 12772. | Boogie (chris186) | 80.57 | 97% | 2013-01-12 |
| 12773. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 80.57 | 97% | 2013-04-15 |
| 12774. | Johnny (quizzt) | 80.57 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 12775. | Andy (andyo) | 80.57 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 12776. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |