I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7640. | badplayer (idk213) | 92.59 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 7641. | Chain37 (chain37) | 92.58 | 98.3% | 2025-02-24 |
| 7642. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 92.58 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 7643. | Mehul (mraheja99) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 7644. | Beowulf (yogak) | 92.58 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 7645. | abhinax (abhinax) | 92.57 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 7646. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 92.57 | 99% | 2025-10-08 |
| 7647. | myself (sakib9) | 92.56 | 97.6% | 2024-09-19 |
| 7648. | kc (kcyz) | 92.56 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 7649. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 92.56 | 98% | 2024-12-24 |
| 7650. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 92.55 | 94.9% | 2024-07-31 |
| 7651. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 92.55 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 7652. | Egor (moccasama) | 92.55 | 96.2% | 2024-02-13 |
| 7653. | (shaun022) | 92.55 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 7654. | Matthew (matt_dj) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7655. | Justine (jedkarl) | 92.54 | 93% | 2017-04-03 |
| 7656. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 92.53 | 92% | 2016-08-02 |
| 7657. | dav (candyslug2) | 92.53 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 7658. | Matthew (matwat7) | 92.53 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 7659. | Shortbread (bs000) | 92.53 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7660. | Eric (ekurtz) | 92.52 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 7661. | Papa (papascottz) | 92.52 | 97.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 7662. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7663. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 92.52 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7664. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 92.52 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 7665. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 92.52 | 94% | 2023-01-29 |
| 7666. | Torrey (lavamob64) | 92.52 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 7667. | John (liuz9) | 92.51 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7668. | uwu (mr_mint) | 92.50 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 7669. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |