So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 684. | (cornelius_d_funk) | 126.94 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 685. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 126.93 | 100% | 2013-10-28 |
| 686. | (mosae) | 126.92 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 687. | Tôm (tomthecat94) | 126.91 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 688. | (archimedesthecat) | 126.90 | 98% | 2016-10-25 |
| 689. | (ultrasurf) | 126.89 | 93% | 2011-06-02 |
| 690. | (laddy) | 126.88 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 691. | (hooman1) | 126.87 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 692. | (kevin231) | 126.86 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 693. | (malcovent) | 126.81 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 694. | (deathllama8) | 126.81 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 695. | (komorebi2) | 126.80 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 696. | (masterxionic) | 126.80 | 97% | 2012-12-19 |
| 697. | (doxxa) | 126.79 | 99% | 2022-09-23 |
| 698. | (jessicaliuu) | 126.75 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 699. | (x78978) | 126.75 | 96% | 2014-08-31 |
| 700. | (jwp36) | 126.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 701. | Foobar (foobarbaz) | 126.73 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 702. | (rewrew) | 126.71 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
| 703. | (a_baby) | 126.69 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 704. | (trulien) | 126.69 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 705. | (wooahae) | 126.67 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 706. | (flashhook) | 126.66 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 707. | (frazwah) | 126.66 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 708. | (kykro) | 126.64 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 709. | irradiated (lostsapling) | 126.62 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 710. | (jmart1) | 126.62 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 711. | (nitecyper2) | 126.53 | 100% | 2021-03-05 |
| 712. | John (oligodendrocyte) | 126.50 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
| 713. | (rayacross) | 126.49 | 100% | 2023-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |