I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2895. | Blake (eastexodus) | 112.92 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 2896. | Brian (bv_225) | 112.92 | 99% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2897. | Brian (braink) | 112.92 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 2898. | James (airgunner) | 112.92 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 2899. | Parent (parent_) | 112.91 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2900. | Thom (twcus) | 112.91 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2901. | + (entwined) | 112.90 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2902. | edisonhussey (furox) | 112.89 | 98% | 2025-01-01 |
| 2903. | Nevets (avecafe) | 112.89 | 98% | 2017-02-17 |
| 2904. | Renato (xitraiv) | 112.87 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2905. | Inesh (69420nice) | 112.87 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 2906. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 112.86 | 99% | 2018-12-08 |
| 2907. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 112.85 | 98% | 2025-12-16 |
| 2908. | Vinay (vinay_arun) | 112.85 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2909. | harry (orekkles) | 112.84 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 2910. | Brett (mrmahn) | 112.83 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2911. | You're doing great (e11iuom) | 112.82 | 98.7% | 2024-05-26 |
| 2912. | Xirclair (diathem) | 112.82 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2913. | Wick (jwick) | 112.82 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 2914. | Jun Kang (junkang098) | 112.81 | 96.7% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2915. | frz (furizan) | 112.81 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 2916. | jreed (jreedd) | 112.79 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2917. | Jay Cartwright (jay_cartwri... | 112.79 | 97% | 2026-05-03 |
| 2918. | weaker (colemaknublet) | 112.79 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2919. | Kersey (strythio) | 112.79 | 99% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2920. | Hamuel (hamuelpter) | 112.77 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 2921. | real (realscav) | 112.76 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 2922. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 112.76 | 99.7% | 2023-06-30 |
| 2923. | typing in a keyboard after ... | 112.74 | 97% | 2025-05-15 |
| 2924. | Douglas (dkyez) | 112.74 | 98% | 2025-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |