As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12286. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 78.40 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 12287. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 78.40 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12288. | Matt (misttam) | 78.40 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 12289. | rothdu (rothdu) | 78.40 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 12290. | Ben (lampost) | 78.40 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12291. | navionous (navionous) | 78.40 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| 12292. | Jason (liushaobo) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 12293. | sieng (masterchulia) | 78.39 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 12294. | meme (fergburglerr) | 78.39 | 95% | 2015-08-16 |
| 12295. | Gary (scarygary522) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-07-15 |
| 12296. | Trixia (trixie_pixiee) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 12297. | tstats[aayush_619] (aayush_... | 78.38 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12298. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 78.38 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 12299. | André (slamy) | 78.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 12300. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 78.38 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 12301. | Krana (krana) | 78.38 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12302. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 78.37 | 93% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12303. | john (kyrie456king) | 78.37 | 95.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 12304. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12305. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12306. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12307. | beroo (_nwahz) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 12308. | Alex (alexraw) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12309. | gary (backjisceglia) | 78.37 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12310. | T (raket124) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12311. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.37 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
| 12312. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12313. | Derek (derekcfop) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12314. | Sean (seantronathon) | 78.36 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
| 12315. | INDIA (haider_india) | 78.36 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |