The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 319. | (amalgamot) | 140.00 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 320. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 139.94 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 321. | Jee Hoon (jeehoonoh) | 139.91 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 322. | jivanf (jivan108) | 139.88 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 323. | boy_314 fan (electricviolinie) | 139.85 | 99.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 324. | (iamfast) | 139.85 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 325. | (michiganman89) | 139.83 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 326. | (goeffyourself) | 139.76 | 96% | 2012-03-09 |
| 327. | Chris Klenø (sircw) | 139.72 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 328. | Principal Wells (ray_wells) | 139.70 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 329. | Sorry I'm fast (dldlflfl) | 139.67 | 99% | 2014-12-06 |
| 330. | CRDM (crdm0) | 139.67 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 331. | Awheio (awheio) | 139.60 | 99% | 2011-10-16 |
| 332. | Daniel (lordoftards) | 139.58 | 100% | 2017-11-08 |
| 333. | (dhnishi) | 139.58 | 96% | 2015-04-01 |
| 334. | Gates (gatesisfaster) | 139.57 | 99% | 2016-09-01 |
| 335. | (justtypefast) | 139.47 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 336. | (adma) | 139.42 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 337. | Gary (kareemhunt) | 139.42 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 338. | (bigghaz01) | 139.41 | 99% | 2011-12-26 |
| 339. | Sadge (elusoryx) | 139.37 | 98% | 2015-05-02 |
| 340. | Dan (dbalaz) | 139.34 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 341. | Jason (nirgle) | 139.33 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 342. | (alievgaem) | 139.18 | 100% | 2015-09-26 |
| 343. | (nildain) | 139.15 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 344. | (^.^) (celinedreaming) | 139.13 | 99% | 2020-08-20 |
| 345. | Chris (chrisw) | 139.07 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 346. | (jeremy) | 139.00 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 347. | (yourslavemonkey) | 138.98 | 100% | 2012-11-30 |
| 348. | (cliffcatastrophe) | 138.95 | 98% | 2016-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |