The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5812. | sexysteven (sexysteven123) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-10-31 |
| 5813. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 99.66 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 5814. | Haylie (hayz_grace) | 99.66 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 5815. | ya (stfudesu) | 99.65 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 5816. | Captain (jpaul100) | 99.65 | 99.3% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5817. | macura (bobbygreg) | 99.65 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 5818. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 99.64 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5819. | Alex (fluffehpander) | 99.64 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5820. | Megan (meganchua) | 99.64 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5821. | Kri (mckri) | 99.64 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5822. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 99.64 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 5823. | Trucker Dan (danielbolt26) | 99.64 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 5824. | midtown123 (midtown123) | 99.63 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5825. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 99.63 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5826. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 99.63 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5827. | Xave (xaviage) | 99.63 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 5828. | Peter (speedytheturtle) | 99.62 | 98% | 2015-04-28 |
| 5829. | arno (boxhill) | 99.62 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5830. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 99.62 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 5831. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 99.62 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 5832. | More Hurry Less Speed (just... | 99.62 | 95% | 2011-11-25 |
| 5833. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5834. | Nolan (pestanon23) | 99.61 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5835. | josh (joshbuggy) | 99.61 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5836. | Bulker (bulker) | 99.61 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 5837. | Lavinia (lavinderr) | 99.60 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 5838. | Chris (amorae) | 99.60 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 5839. | Dog (octixam) | 99.60 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 5840. | Jonathan (jonathanbranam) | 99.60 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 5841. | Ishraq (ishraq21) | 99.60 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |