I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14842. | Thao (ncthao) | 76.52 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 14843. | Hunter (heh44) | 76.52 | 100% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14844. | PHIYUUNG (phiyuung) | 76.52 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 14845. | Carlos (carlos247) | 76.51 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 14846. | Nacho (nqcho) | 76.51 | 96.5% | 2024-07-24 |
| 14847. | Eboy (e_nonymous) | 76.51 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14848. | Alistair (alimc2007) | 76.51 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 14849. | Zodi (zodi_dutoit) | 76.51 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 14850. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 76.51 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14851. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 76.51 | 97.7% | 2024-10-06 |
| 14852. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 76.51 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14853. | FalkenFlyver (falkenflyver) | 76.51 | 88% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14854. | kingsdaughter (kingsdaughter) | 76.50 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 14855. | h0ly (h0ly) | 76.50 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14856. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 76.50 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 14857. | Pulzar (pulzar) | 76.50 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 14858. | mik (justmikala) | 76.49 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14859. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 76.49 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14860. | Mike (mkcliu) | 76.49 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 14861. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 76.49 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 14862. | baby (pluxo) | 76.48 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14863. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 76.48 | 95.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 14864. | luquoo (luquoo) | 76.48 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 14865. | Jorf (jorf) | 76.48 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14866. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 76.48 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 14867. | i eat paper (julianlikespigs) | 76.48 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 14868. | Jeff (jeff10w25) | 76.47 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 14869. | ammar (ammar_31) | 76.47 | 98.8% | 2023-11-13 |
| 14870. | Alex (xandero) | 76.47 | 94.4% | 2024-03-08 |
| 14871. | rma72 (rma72) | 76.47 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |