So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12892. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 80.06 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12893. | Mary (frailmary) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 12894. | Stephen (severet) | 80.06 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 12895. | Dilli se Hu BC !! (jaibhole) | 80.06 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 12896. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 80.06 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 12897. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 80.06 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12898. | Michael (pioverlord) | 80.05 | 94% | 2018-09-13 |
| 12899. | KPT (kurruption) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 12900. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 80.05 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 12901. | pya (pyadawg) | 80.04 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 12902. | ATA (ataxia) | 80.04 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 12903. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 80.04 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12904. | Ioannis Karkanias (karkas) | 80.04 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 12905. | Jesse (mrjesse) | 80.04 | 98% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12906. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 80.04 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 12907. | (facehunt) | 80.04 | 93% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12908. | James (justjames) | 80.03 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12909. | buzzard (dudzz) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12910. | jim (jimbosenior) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12911. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 80.03 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12912. | Volxage (volxage) | 80.03 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12913. | Matthew (matx23) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12914. | Eleh (eleh) | 80.03 | 94% | 2014-05-05 |
| 12915. | chiyumi (saysay14) | 80.03 | 90% | 2013-11-20 |
| 12916. | THE KID (nschattner) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12917. | 1ST (bestwpm) | 80.03 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12918. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 80.03 | 89% | 2011-05-20 |
| 12919. | iNflUx (influxo) | 80.02 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 12920. | Poge (poge7) | 80.02 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 12921. | Karimu (karimuosman) | 80.02 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |