As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23310. | Gerardo (sewingbunion9) | 52.45 | 92% | 2021-11-02 |
23311. | Piyal (piyal_sana) | 52.45 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
23312. | rip byron (reckful) (mcswig... | 52.44 | 91% | 2015-11-29 |
23313. | Frej (fwdahlin) | 52.44 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
23314. | Yu T (chanzzes2366) | 52.44 | 97.1% | 2021-01-31 |
23315. | James (horjamez) | 52.44 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
23316. | James (jamesarmor) | 52.44 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
23317. | MrMemer (mrmemer69) | 52.43 | 92.6% | 2023-09-03 |
23318. | tstats[heartking001] (heart... | 52.43 | 95% | 2022-10-20 |
23319. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 52.43 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
23320. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 52.43 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
23321. | Escher (escher8) | 52.42 | 94% | 2016-04-16 |
23322. | Annette (ahhooah) | 52.42 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
23323. | sweaty (sweatymachete) | 52.41 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
23324. | sandro (lio02) | 52.41 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
23325. | HXSCX (hxscx) | 52.41 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
23326. | wesam (kingkyrie456) | 52.40 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
23327. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 52.40 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
23328. | Signal (signal1) | 52.40 | 99% | 2018-01-19 |
23329. | Bayu (bayupewdie) | 52.40 | 95% | 2018-03-17 |
23330. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 52.40 | 93% | 2016-10-05 |
23331. | L shitter (munro1) | 52.39 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
23332. | Matt (hoopenator) | 52.39 | 93% | 2016-10-09 |
23333. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 52.39 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
23334. | Gavin (gavincmd) | 52.39 | 94% | 2022-07-17 |
23335. | TheRealFox01 (therealfox01) | 52.39 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
23336. | gowenk (gowenk) | 52.39 | 95% | 2016-10-14 |
23337. | The Furious (thefurioustyper) | 52.38 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
23338. | Bruh (bruh_momentum2) | 52.38 | 93.6% | 2021-02-02 |
23339. | Alfarisy (bak0i) | 52.38 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |