Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2059. | Miguel (anckael) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2060. | Oliver (oliverquinn) | 79.62 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2061. | Edward (kailhreds) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2062. | asdf (aetherin) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2063. | Eirian (shanaqui) | 79.60 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2064. | heclord (heclord) | 79.60 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 2065. | script/script (henville12) | 79.60 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2066. | Jace (jacerox) | 79.59 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2067. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2068. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 79.57 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2069. | Lauryn (bluenotebooksfly) | 79.56 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2070. | Ry (rds516) | 79.55 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2071. | Mo (mosidhom) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2072. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 79.55 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2073. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 79.53 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2074. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 79.52 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 2075. | a (ierfth) | 79.51 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 2076. | Justienz (justienz) | 79.51 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2077. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 79.50 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2078. | JK (jkizc00l) | 79.50 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| 2079. | Patrick (pawal001) | 79.50 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2080. | Sean (fastasian) | 79.48 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2081. | TMM (matt0509) | 79.48 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 2082. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 79.48 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2083. | Joakim (eraji) | 79.47 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2084. | hari (harisudewa) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2085. | micorazon (pajahify) | 79.47 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2086. | Dean (deansg) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2087. | Bushra (torontoca) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2088. | RandaltheSandal (randalthes... | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |