I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9353. | 102348 (102348) | 88.16 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9354. | Happy (gamig) | 88.15 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9355. | Luke (lukeeff) | 88.15 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9356. | Marco (rxmarko) | 88.15 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9357. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 88.14 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9358. | Garamonde (garamonde) | 88.13 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9359. | CheetahHiKehde (cheetahikehde) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 9360. | Silver (silverei) | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9361. | TBEFluffy (tbefluffy) | 88.11 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9362. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9363. | Evan (evarlese13) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9364. | badplayer (idk213) | 88.10 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9365. | Carson (ctufts) | 88.10 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9366. | Dorlas (dorlas556) | 88.09 | 99% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9367. | Salamander (20_minutes_per_... | 88.09 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9368. | KW (kiawa88) | 88.09 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 9369. | Kevin (flash98765) | 88.08 | 96.8% | 2024-12-17 |
| 9370. | Jim (turkeyfetish) | 88.08 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9371. | Justienz (justienz) | 88.08 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9372. | Venkat (venkat423) | 88.07 | 98.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9373. | Roy (orangjibai) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9374. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 88.07 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 9375. | A_man (stay_safe) | 88.06 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9376. | lolololol (dontbecocky) | 88.06 | 95% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9377. | Aayush (whocaresbruh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9378. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 88.06 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 9379. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 9380. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 88.05 | 98.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9381. | eric (eric8) | 88.05 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9382. | Hello (he111o) | 88.04 | 96% | 2026-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |