So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32056. | blackevil (blackevil) | 49.08 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 32057. | derpabillity (snugglyleopards) | 49.08 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
| 32058. | Capek (leixnt) | 49.08 | 89% | 2012-03-06 |
| 32059. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 49.08 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 32060. | Archie (the_real_ace) | 49.07 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 32061. | io9 (io_9) | 49.07 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 32062. | Skywalker (ogsonny) | 49.07 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 32063. | cody (cody62) | 49.07 | 95% | 2018-01-17 |
| 32064. | tolljballj (klaebb) | 49.07 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 32065. | Hiếu Trần (singingpango... | 49.06 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 32066. | Jesse (jessoost) | 49.06 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 32067. | Daria (stridar) | 49.05 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 32068. | Kanishka (kanvijay) | 49.05 | 96% | 2013-12-17 |
| 32069. | rocket (dk0063) | 49.05 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 32070. | Babul (babul2) | 49.05 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 32071. | anny (sweet_anny) | 49.05 | 99% | 2012-09-10 |
| 32072. | caramel-hvn (pplxi) | 49.04 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 32073. | Tim (laetig) | 49.04 | 88% | 2013-02-02 |
| 32074. | avi (ashn_427) | 49.04 | 97.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 32075. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 49.04 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 32076. | INDIAN (justgagan) | 49.04 | 89% | 2013-05-09 |
| 32077. | Kristian (aaenkjelgaard) | 49.04 | 89% | 2013-06-12 |
| 32078. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 49.03 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 32079. | Madhusudan (mainali449) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 32080. | Griffin (griffman85) | 49.03 | 92% | 2020-04-26 |
| 32081. | Colemak (road2work100) | 49.03 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 32082. | spencer (duckywucky) | 49.03 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 32083. | lordsnivy209 (lordsnivy209) | 49.02 | 93% | 2021-10-19 |
| 32084. | elsa (arinia) | 49.02 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 32085. | Nima (nitrodum) | 49.01 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |