Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23971. | pet (icytangerine) | 61.95 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23972. | Long (greenlongvn) | 61.94 | 95% | 2013-08-21 |
| 23973. | (trinnawat) | 61.94 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 23974. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 61.94 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 23975. | Jasper (jaspertypeking) | 61.94 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 23976. | (jerryhaha) | 61.94 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 23977. | (rockspy) | 61.93 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 23978. | (kylej88) | 61.93 | 93% | 2013-11-26 |
| 23979. | (neelamnator) | 61.92 | 96% | 2013-01-26 |
| 23980. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 61.92 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 23981. | (mast3rgamml3r) | 61.92 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 23982. | Levi_Ackerman (levi_ackerma... | 61.92 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 23983. | (achimia) | 61.92 | 99% | 2016-08-22 |
| 23984. | (joshle270699) | 61.92 | 94% | 2022-10-03 |
| 23985. | (chung_ethan) | 61.92 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 23986. | (dirthaspower) | 61.92 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 23987. | (bebiblush) | 61.91 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 23988. | (edgelao) | 61.91 | 98% | 2012-09-11 |
| 23989. | Kuzame (kuzame) | 61.91 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 23990. | DaTa (good_vibes) | 61.91 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 23991. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 61.91 | 94% | 2022-06-04 |
| 23992. | (superdupersushi) | 61.91 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 23993. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (justanot... | 61.91 | 88% | 2014-08-19 |
| 23994. | (sp4rks) | 61.91 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 23995. | (ghendra) | 61.91 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 23996. | (sarinz) | 61.91 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 23997. | (chungtc20209) | 61.90 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 23998. | Rod (rod13824) | 61.90 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 23999. | Vivek (vivthang) | 61.90 | 96% | 2014-10-07 |
| 24000. | JC (like_ocean) | 61.90 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |