I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9033. | Tejas (justacookiee) | 89.17 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 9034. | David (madridavid) | 89.17 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9035. | Florian (madscience91) | 89.17 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 9036. | Mayara (marezita) | 89.16 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 9037. | Mohammad (casualboo) | 89.16 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 9038. | Andrè (andrree) | 89.16 | 98% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9039. | Jkiernal (jkiernal) | 89.15 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 9040. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 89.15 | 97.6% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9041. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 89.15 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 9042. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 89.15 | 98.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9043. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 9044. | zen (zen181) | 89.14 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9045. | Máté (drunkendegroot) | 89.14 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 9046. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 89.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9047. | rag (908rag) | 89.13 | 95% | 2025-06-24 |
| 9048. | oliver (rawporkchop_dvorak) | 89.13 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9049. | Bram (yogurt55) | 89.12 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 9050. | Tejas (justanothercookie) | 89.12 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9051. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 89.12 | 99% | 2015-11-30 |
| 9052. | sorentypes (scokemaster3000) | 89.11 | 95% | 2025-01-24 |
| 9053. | binaypau (binaypau) | 89.11 | 98.2% | 2023-08-06 |
| 9054. | InVerse (zenmonkinverse) | 89.11 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9055. | aj (peanut2004) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 9056. | daniel (dpainter) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 9057. | GuessGen (guessgen) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 9058. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 89.11 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 9059. | S (sima0502) | 89.10 | 98.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9060. | Jayden (jaydensar) | 89.10 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9061. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 89.10 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9062. | Sahariar (mody_sahariar1) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |