The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18179. | Nathan (craizar) | 74.84 | 96% | 2016-08-13 |
| 18180. | Yash (yash1402_) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18181. | Mihran (mihran) | 74.84 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
| 18182. | Tugge (tugge) | 74.84 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 18183. | Adam (zvexqt) | 74.84 | 89% | 2015-02-28 |
| 18184. | Mina (minmit) | 74.84 | 92% | 2013-03-26 |
| 18185. | Andy (jooceypineapple) | 74.84 | 79% | 2012-09-23 |
| 18186. | Ajay (ajayvarma) | 74.84 | 91% | 2011-09-09 |
| 18187. | steele (steele22) | 74.84 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 18188. | Angel (evilsnail) | 74.84 | 94% | 2014-08-20 |
| 18189. | Riley (nulll) | 74.83 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 18190. | Oli (piasekoli) | 74.83 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 18191. | Cijarot (cijarot) | 74.83 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| 18192. | Aaron (lil_bamboo) | 74.83 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18193. | Thy (cyworld_pro) | 74.83 | 93% | 2011-09-19 |
| 18194. | Austin (smellsmell929) | 74.83 | 87% | 2012-12-05 |
| 18195. | Burint (brenolz) | 74.82 | 95% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18196. | Leon (aaaaleon) | 74.82 | 92% | 2011-11-30 |
| 18197. | Jag (jagriff) | 74.82 | 94% | 2013-05-01 |
| 18198. | Abdallah (akokash) | 74.82 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 18199. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 74.82 | 86% | 2017-01-14 |
| 18200. | cL (cynibro) | 74.82 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 18201. | Saep (saepdotkom) | 74.82 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 18202. | Logan (just_average) | 74.82 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 18203. | Kristen (k_3021) | 74.81 | 96.9% | 2023-08-08 |
| 18204. | Alexander (ialexmh) | 74.81 | 95% | 2017-12-09 |
| 18205. | Nol (iileeper) | 74.81 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 18206. | tstats[agarwaltanish10] (ag... | 74.81 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 18207. | Sanjeev (sanjeevpanja) | 74.81 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 18208. | Paul (jinzonam) | 74.81 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |