Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5717. | Stephen (sporter520) | 45.14 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 5718. | acjk (jackolant199) | 45.11 | 94% | 2017-11-28 |
| 5719. | Jack (nighfirst) | 45.08 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5720. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 45.06 | 94% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5721. | Tyler (slashrage) | 45.05 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5722. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 45.04 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5723. | Roger (hemanth_varma) | 45.02 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5724. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 45.01 | 94% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5725. | EntitY. (the_entity) | 45.00 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 5726. | Merajul Arefin (joker70) | 45.00 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5727. | Egert (pundar6) | 44.94 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 5728. | ualiur (ualiurrahat) | 44.94 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5729. | ammuzz (ammuzz_123) | 44.91 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5730. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 44.90 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5731. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 44.89 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5732. | kyle (bude08) | 44.88 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 5733. | Justin (centurysword) | 44.81 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5734. | Andy (just4andy) | 44.81 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 5735. | Hani (imonster_22) | 44.79 | 94% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5736. | Kuba (kshailoobekuulu) | 44.77 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5737. | Piyush (piyush072) | 44.76 | 94% | 2019-09-15 |
| 5738. | mohamed (dhmnmed) | 44.75 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5739. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 44.73 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5740. | Khanh (ktran1623) | 44.70 | 94% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5741. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 44.62 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5742. | Arjun (asterbot) | 44.61 | 92% | 2018-10-30 |
| 5743. | Arthuurzin (arthurhpp2) | 44.60 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5744. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 44.57 | 93% | 2020-06-12 |
| 5745. | Tiantoes (tiantoes) | 44.56 | 95% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5746. | Hassan (7zn5alid) | 44.53 | 93% | 2021-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |