So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25494. | lonald (lonald) | 59.71 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25495. | anshul (anshul1219) | 59.71 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 25496. | Karen (karenf) | 59.71 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 25497. | bum (gusta) | 59.71 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 25498. | dominic (domboi1) | 59.71 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 25499. | Finger (buggattiveyron) | 59.71 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 25500. | Alex (amh1499) | 59.71 | 88% | 2014-02-25 |
| 25501. | Ashley (ashnicole4) | 59.70 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 25502. | J (jstylinson) | 59.70 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 25503. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 59.70 | 96% | 2017-08-25 |
| 25504. | Tyler (g213) | 59.69 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 25505. | Garrett (gratimus) | 59.69 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 25506. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 59.69 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 25507. | Kyle J. (kylejmiles) | 59.69 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 25508. | Thomas (thead9) | 59.69 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 25509. | Linh (linhtote) | 59.69 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 25510. | Nathan (lleb) | 59.68 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
| 25511. | Awais (awais_660) | 59.68 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 25512. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 59.68 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 25513. | DevashishUpreti (just4_kris... | 59.68 | 96.9% | 2023-09-09 |
| 25514. | Julia (strawberrycoco) | 59.68 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 25515. | Dew123 (dew123) | 59.68 | 93% | 2012-12-01 |
| 25516. | NJB (nickj) | 59.68 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 25517. | Nikki (shorty1330) | 59.68 | 95% | 2012-12-22 |
| 25518. | mohammad (mahekgudi) | 59.68 | 93% | 2012-09-18 |
| 25519. | yogesh (yogipapu15) | 59.67 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 25520. | Madhur (madhurrajn) | 59.67 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 25521. | allLuck (allluck) | 59.67 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 25522. | Emir Haiqal (emirhaiqal) | 59.67 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 25523. | Tuan (ltt0710) | 59.67 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |