I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1843. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1844. | Adi (twisted314) | 87.69 | 98% | 2025-01-15 |
| 1845. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 87.68 | 96% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1846. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1847. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 94.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1848. | rilesdun (riilesdun) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1849. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1850. | isaiah (ieshua1178) | 87.64 | 95% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1851. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1852. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1853. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1854. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 87.61 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1855. | endless (dm475) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 1856. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 87.61 | 95.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1857. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.60 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 1858. | Darp (darp1337) | 87.60 | 96.9% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1859. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1860. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1861. | BedsideGoblin (bedsidegoblin) | 87.56 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1862. | Caleb (ravens_) | 87.56 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1863. | ken (silence0796) | 87.53 | 95.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1864. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.52 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1865. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 87.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-28 |
| 1866. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 87.48 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1867. | gvne (gvne) | 87.47 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1868. | kill_me_plz (kill_me_plz) | 87.45 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1869. | Vaj (taychee) | 87.44 | 98% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1870. | Márton (marconka) | 87.43 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1871. | Ally (2_ally_) | 87.43 | 96.4% | 2024-08-31 |
| 1872. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 87.42 | 96.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |