The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14961. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
14962. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
14963. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
14964. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
14965. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
14966. | dumas (dumass553) | 79.22 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
14967. | Yellow (siunam963) | 79.22 | 98% | 2013-10-12 |
14968. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 79.21 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
14969. | Tilm (duqq) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-27 |
14970. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.21 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
14971. | John (phamone) | 79.21 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
14972. | Milo (vmilo) | 79.21 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
14973. | uty (tisurend) | 79.21 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
14974. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
14975. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 79.20 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
14976. | Steve (swh400) | 79.20 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
14977. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 79.19 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
14978. | Sam (sdeng) | 79.19 | 86% | 2012-11-02 |
14979. | kirby (tkirby) | 79.19 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
14980. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
14981. | Guest (mysterymustache) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
14982. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 79.19 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
14983. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 79.19 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
14984. | Jonathan (jmhall97) | 79.19 | 92% | 2015-10-04 |
14985. | Anup (anupya) | 79.19 | 99% | 2015-02-05 |
14986. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 79.19 | — | 2009-04-03 |
14987. | Manzur (manzur) | 79.19 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
14988. | Emily (emmyball) | 79.18 | 92% | 2011-10-19 |
14989. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 79.18 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
14990. | Connor (jonecon) | 79.18 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |