The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23009. | Roberto (who______) | 67.29 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 23010. | Waffle (lpwaffleman) | 67.29 | 93% | 2016-10-04 |
| 23011. | Christofsky (christofsky) | 67.29 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 23012. | potent (blind_sphere) | 67.29 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23013. | Bijay (420bijay) | 67.29 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 23014. | Nakita (caramiel16) | 67.28 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 23015. | Liu (lyang100) | 67.28 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 23016. | alkalime (cptsprinklez) | 67.28 | 96.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23017. | Lokesh (l0ki010) | 67.28 | 93% | 2011-09-24 |
| 23018. | juin (choonjuin) | 67.28 | 97% | 2014-01-06 |
| 23019. | Rebekah (rkatter) | 67.27 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 23020. | Ben (bentennyson10) | 67.27 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
| 23021. | sky (skymario) | 67.27 | 93% | 2021-10-17 |
| 23022. | Noel (nowellrl) | 67.27 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 23023. | uchka (uchka0826) | 67.27 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 23024. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.27 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| 23025. | Donny (donnylicious) | 67.26 | 97.9% | 2023-06-07 |
| 23026. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 67.26 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 23027. | Austin (austinz_wc) | 67.26 | 97.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 23028. | Aidan (b8its) | 67.26 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 23029. | Denis (junter) | 67.26 | 95% | 2013-10-27 |
| 23030. | Konrad (platzhirsch) | 67.26 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 23031. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 67.26 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
| 23032. | Muhammad (ghaith_x) | 67.25 | 95.5% | 2023-11-02 |
| 23033. | Taras (skel35) | 67.25 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 23034. | Jamie (explosivepoultry) | 67.25 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 23035. | SH (heissler) | 67.25 | 92% | 2013-06-06 |
| 23036. | Ruben (ecerulm_kinesis) | 67.25 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 23037. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 67.25 | 98% | 2011-08-03 |
| 23038. | Saul (sknifey) | 67.24 | 95% | 2017-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |