I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10036. | FixioMG (fixio) | 86.82 | 98% | 2026-04-28 |
| 10037. | Chinmay (chinmaykarnik) | 86.82 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 10038. | Caleb (xtirionx) | 86.82 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 10039. | Love (kudinoff) | 86.82 | 97% | 2016-10-09 |
| 10040. | Kristen (kristengreen3) | 86.82 | 96% | 2020-05-27 |
| 10041. | VanLaser (vanlaser) | 86.81 | 99% | 2016-01-11 |
| 10042. | Steven (sjtypes) | 86.81 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10043. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 86.81 | 94% | 2015-07-26 |
| 10044. | superNGA (super_nga) | 86.80 | 98% | 2026-02-25 |
| 10045. | Łukasz (paltarica) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 10046. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 86.80 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 10047. | getting slower (alwsgyy) | 86.79 | 97.8% | 2025-05-06 |
| 10048. | Sailur Bahb (beacon_of_gaming) | 86.79 | 97.1% | 2024-11-14 |
| 10049. | Vincent (snokpok) | 86.79 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 10050. | Nana (cypher404) | 86.79 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 10051. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 86.79 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10052. | Florante (junptrp) | 86.78 | 99% | 2015-04-21 |
| 10053. | Eva (sakkrah) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 10054. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.78 | 97.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 10055. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 86.78 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 10056. | Skylar (iamskyhawk) | 86.78 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 10057. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 86.78 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 10058. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 86.78 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 10059. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 86.77 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 10060. | KFC King (hot_colonel_sanders) | 86.76 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 10061. | Alessandro (shrykull_scars) | 86.76 | 98% | 2023-11-24 |
| 10062. | glockss (glockss) | 86.76 | 96.9% | 2024-02-15 |
| 10063. | Andrew (aegiken) | 86.76 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 10064. | Nathaniel (nathanielcwm) | 86.76 | 98% | 2025-11-15 |
| 10065. | Miikka (moelanen) | 86.76 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |