So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14554. | Dios (gembili666) | 77.30 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 14555. | icecreamfilling (icecreamfi... | 77.30 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14556. | Howlh (howlh) | 77.30 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 14557. | Supaman (anhntsupa) | 77.30 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 14558. | Bejtovic (merke) | 77.30 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 14559. | Francesco (billyboe) | 77.30 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 14560. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 77.30 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 14561. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 77.30 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 14562. | Lucho (luchohs) | 77.29 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 14563. | Boom (moeroach) | 77.29 | 95% | 2012-05-10 |
| 14564. | Lah's (leeqihuanx) | 77.28 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
| 14565. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 77.28 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 14566. | oogy (owogy) | 77.28 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 14567. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 77.28 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 14568. | Hieu (txhieu) | 77.28 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 14569. | daisy (daisypops) | 77.28 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 14570. | JL (junolee2404) | 77.27 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14571. | Bartek (barteker19) | 77.27 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 14572. | Marius (mariusniveri) | 77.27 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14573. | Alan (remmedy1) | 77.27 | 99% | 2018-09-28 |
| 14574. | Luis (luwec) | 77.27 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14575. | Khoa (khoadeptrai111) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14576. | WSY (elyx_2302) | 77.27 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14577. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14578. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 77.27 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 14579. | Suthep (suthep) | 77.27 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 14580. | Jan (robinsonian) | 77.27 | 98% | 2011-09-15 |
| 14581. | Zeid (hozning) | 77.27 | 92% | 2017-01-25 |
| 14582. | Alex (alexruben) | 77.27 | 97% | 2016-08-08 |
| 14583. | Julian (kuroneko) | 77.26 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |