So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22045. | zonked (zonked) | 65.04 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 22046. | Matt (shorts8617) | 65.04 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 22047. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 65.04 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 22048. | Scambodia (eventuallyellie) | 65.03 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 22049. | AD (adbmil) | 65.03 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 22050. | jenart (jenart) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-06-25 |
| 22051. | Cole (cole_denson) | 65.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 22052. | eagle (e4gle) | 65.03 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 22053. | Seriously? (code_slayer) | 65.03 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 22054. | Suzanne (sedorman) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 22055. | Victor (lolvictor) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 22056. | life (lifeadventurer) | 65.02 | 95.8% | 2023-09-06 |
| 22057. | xiao (xiao127) | 65.02 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 22058. | dardchu_bobo (dachu) | 65.02 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 22059. | polsab (polsab) | 65.02 | 90% | 2015-06-02 |
| 22060. | carleel (menamesringo) | 65.02 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 22061. | Andreas (andi2042) | 65.01 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 22062. | Vance (vancethesnekdad) | 65.01 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
| 22063. | hi:D (sabue) | 65.01 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 22064. | Sal (salmanmirghasemi) | 65.01 | 91% | 2013-06-02 |
| 22065. | Go Bears!!!!! (juno) | 65.01 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 22066. | Slowpoke (slowpoketypo) | 65.00 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 22067. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 65.00 | 92% | 2016-08-09 |
| 22068. | Deivis (savager) | 65.00 | 91% | 2012-12-27 |
| 22069. | Nathan (ltnghia678) | 65.00 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 22070. | Tim (timbob5380) | 65.00 | 95% | 2020-09-19 |
| 22071. | João (queiroz0189) | 65.00 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 22072. | Melissa (mel8402) | 65.00 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 22073. | Fiazktk007@gmail.com (fayya... | 65.00 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 22074. | m (greycubed) | 65.00 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |