I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21033. | Rachel (raelee514) | 61.02 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 21034. | Eland (eelind) | 61.01 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 21035. | qllrs (claraleo_) | 61.01 | 95.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 21036. | Xinh (thuxinhphan89@gmail.com) | 61.01 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 21037. | slowtypist (rocketyper) | 61.00 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21038. | Pyrodoug (pyrodoug) | 61.00 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21039. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 61.00 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 21040. | George (giorgos1) | 61.00 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 21041. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 60.99 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 21042. | Christian (trotuele) | 60.99 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 21043. | kek (slongdongbong) | 60.99 | 94.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 21044. | Zoran (fresh99012) | 60.99 | 91% | 2016-10-10 |
| 21045. | Isaac (hectichabib) | 60.98 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 21046. | SerranoB (serranobel) | 60.98 | 95% | 2023-10-24 |
| 21047. | Himanshu (himanharsh) | 60.98 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 21048. | good2win (baddwin) | 60.98 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21049. | Lim (junlim2804) | 60.97 | 94% | 2017-11-10 |
| 21050. | Stephen (malart2021) | 60.97 | 96% | 2024-01-06 |
| 21051. | TJ (breathingpuppy) | 60.97 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 21052. | Martin (chokladtomte) | 60.97 | 88% | 2015-04-28 |
| 21053. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 60.97 | 91% | 2015-11-30 |
| 21054. | Fred (raiising) | 60.96 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 21055. | Peter (kroghelf) | 60.96 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 21056. | fear4good (fear4good) | 60.96 | 90% | 2015-10-23 |
| 21057. | Kuutio (kuutio) | 60.95 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 21058. | Ezra (egannon) | 60.95 | 94% | 2025-04-14 |
| 21059. | Meow (vic12116) | 60.95 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 21060. | Anthony (gosx) | 60.95 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 21061. | Evan (twofold_one) | 60.95 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 21062. | Bawesome2424 (bawesome2424) | 60.94 | 97% | 2025-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |