Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5749. | Chris (chsanfor) | 96.73 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
| 5750. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.73 | 94% | 2013-12-26 |
| 5751. | plexity (joesucks123) | 96.73 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5752. | Tomer (tomershmul) | 96.73 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5753. | Hot Dog (thewastedwizard) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5754. | gabe (gabingbing) | 96.73 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5755. | Qu (bluebird00) | 96.73 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 5756. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 96.72 | 98% | 2012-03-09 |
| 5757. | Nikki (solepyromaniac) | 96.72 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
| 5758. | jerry (beatnikjerry) | 96.72 | 98.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5759. | Sumit (sumit91) | 96.71 | 98% | 2011-06-19 |
| 5760. | nizika (shouronpou) | 96.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5761. | evil (evilvillain) | 96.70 | 92% | 2012-10-31 |
| 5762. | Me (perfectaim) | 96.70 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 5763. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 96.70 | 97.2% | 2023-06-06 |
| 5764. | Dis (iaminsanity) | 96.70 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5765. | Junk (junkzero) | 96.69 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5766. | j (jjsiracha) | 96.69 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5767. | T.Rose (lilaznpnaii) | 96.68 | 100% | 2012-09-05 |
| 5768. | Vbee (vb33) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 5769. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 96.68 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5770. | type faster comn.. (daveh6090) | 96.67 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 5771. | lemon (lemmings) | 96.67 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 5772. | Roby F (robyf) | 96.67 | 91% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5773. | toothless (toothlessfury) | 96.67 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5774. | Sheen (sheendinner) | 96.66 | 95% | 2013-11-07 |
| 5775. | Casey (casezilla) | 96.65 | 94% | 2014-05-17 |
| 5776. | patrick (iaminarush) | 96.65 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 5777. | Mateusz (madmattor) | 96.65 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 5778. | joel (jouel1234567) | 96.65 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |