The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13543. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 13544. | Javier (jozuna) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13545. | thuc (thucdx) | 82.35 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 13546. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 82.35 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13547. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 82.35 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 13548. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 82.35 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 13549. | Erick (velasco1) | 82.34 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 13550. | Teodor (demreps) | 82.34 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 13551. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
| 13552. | Eugene (yujinblue) | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13553. | AJ (zap101) | 82.33 | 96% | 2015-07-12 |
| 13554. | Terence (notterrence) | 82.33 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13555. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 82.33 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13556. | Jake (jakexx) | 82.33 | 97.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13557. | wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... | 82.33 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13558. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 82.33 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 13559. | Nohin (nohin) | 82.32 | 97.2% | 2023-07-31 |
| 13560. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 82.32 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 13561. | Ali (afregistry) | 82.32 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 13562. | Roberto (shakul) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 13563. | Romi (romino) | 82.31 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 13564. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 82.31 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 13565. | Phil (phll2) | 82.31 | 96% | 2015-01-21 |
| 13566. | Ashley (love_ashley) | 82.31 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 13567. | Kale (kaletypes) | 82.31 | 98% | 2014-08-29 |
| 13568. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 82.31 | 95% | 2013-10-03 |
| 13569. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 82.30 | 99% | 2019-09-23 |
| 13570. | Tim (depends) | 82.30 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 13571. | Jan (antrophy) | 82.29 | 91% | 2016-04-09 |
| 13572. | KK (jukas) | 82.29 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |