I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4018. | Tom (i_hate_yext) | 106.69 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 4019. | Dilan (carnage2) | 106.67 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 4020. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 106.67 | 98% | 2017-01-18 |
| 4021. | George (grgzhng) | 106.67 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 4022. | Luke (lstorkey) | 106.67 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 4023. | banh_mi (banh_mi) | 106.67 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 4024. | Leo (leoxano) | 106.67 | 96.5% | 2023-11-17 |
| 4025. | 5000600 (5000600) | 106.67 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 4026. | Benny (typervain) | 106.66 | 97.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 4027. | takutaku (solana4149) | 106.66 | 97.7% | 2024-12-11 |
| 4028. | framespersecond (indires) | 106.66 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4029. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 106.66 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4030. | Rob (rstefanic) | 106.66 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 4031. | WeFilipinosCheat!! (wefilip... | 106.66 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 4032. | Conor (conargh) | 106.65 | 99% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4033. | Jasmine (jasminefc) | 106.65 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4034. | Saba (junior6) | 106.64 | 97.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 4035. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 106.64 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4036. | Drew (drewsmithworkman) | 106.64 | 98.3% | 2024-05-07 |
| 4037. | Tani (tanigross3) | 106.63 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 4038. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 106.63 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4039. | Le (aryxz) | 106.62 | 97.4% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4040. | josh (joshbuggy) | 106.61 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4041. | akshat (akxs) | 106.61 | 98.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 4042. | Lucky (bigowlyeyes) | 106.60 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 4043. | Matthew (mbryantms) | 106.60 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4044. | Ted (macfan) | 106.60 | 100% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4045. | Jarga (jarga) | 106.59 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4046. | Sun (headedead) | 106.57 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 4047. | Buppy (buppy212) | 106.56 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |