I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9282. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 87.40 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9283. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9284. | Bugii315 (bugii315) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9285. | Tractarian Proposition (tau... | 87.38 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9286. | saikiran (saikiran1) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9287. | Taylor (tahlor) | 87.37 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9288. | patevis (whimp) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9289. | Joel (fonke) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9290. | Jakub (serckle) | 87.37 | 93.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9291. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9292. | tasha (mxtrasha) | 87.36 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9293. | Simi (simandrei) | 87.36 | 96.6% | 2024-11-25 |
| 9294. | Crricket (crricket) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9295. | Eli (swannyaf) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9296. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9297. | D-Dawg (ddawgfr) | 87.36 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9298. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 87.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9299. | b (byron911) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9300. | Stevne (juninight29) | 87.35 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9301. | Pop (floppying) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9302. | moh (beekalam) | 87.34 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9303. | kortdanyel (kortdanyel) | 87.33 | 95% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9304. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9305. | Nick (symbuh) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9306. | Earl (quickslowproplayer) | 87.32 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9307. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 87.32 | 94.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9308. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9309. | will (zootzootie) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9310. | 阿乐 (yaboiwierdal) | 87.32 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9311. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |