As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18241. | rryann (rrrrryannnnnn) | 65.15 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
18242. | isam (sammyinsane) | 65.15 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
18243. | utsab (utsab987) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
18244. | Alb (alb_themighty) | 65.14 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
18245. | التونسي (gauss007) | 65.14 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
18246. | Charles (cwayne) | 65.13 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
18247. | Darmato (darmato) | 65.13 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
18248. | Jim (jimsant) | 65.13 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
18249. | Somil (ferm) | 65.13 | 96% | 2017-05-02 |
18250. | おにぎり🍙 (migclosa) | 65.12 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
18251. | Blue (zorqec) | 65.12 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
18252. | K1erz (k13rz) | 65.12 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
18253. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
18254. | Jayden (jayballr) | 65.11 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
18255. | yoxu (yoxu) | 65.11 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
18256. | Wins (akatsukimystic) | 65.11 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
18257. | Stevne (juninight29) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
18258. | Circle0226 (circle0226) | 65.09 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
18259. | Sandee[ (sand1482) | 65.09 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
18260. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 65.09 | 94.9% | 2023-07-15 |
18261. | BossCassilari (bosscassilari) | 65.09 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
18262. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 65.09 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
18263. | Tomasz (toumash) | 65.09 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
18264. | Amit (amitu7) | 65.09 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
18265. | ✌︎Clayze (caleb_higared... | 65.09 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
18266. | pigeonmilk (pigeonmilk) | 65.08 | 88% | 2015-07-23 |
18267. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 65.08 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
18268. | 🔱 (frankzzzzzzz) | 65.08 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
18269. | DrKip (kip93339) | 65.07 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
18270. | Oceans (mnd8) | 65.06 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |