And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13804. | y (yocha) | 90.16 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 13805. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 13806. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 90.16 | 96.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 13807. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 90.16 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 13808. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 90.15 | 91% | 2014-12-12 |
| 13809. | Ricky (riickyc) | 90.15 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 13810. | Desi (_aka5h) | 90.15 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 13811. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 90.15 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 13812. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 90.15 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 13813. | :o (pc_jones) | 90.14 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 13814. | Artur (lepayo) | 90.14 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 13815. | Alien (half_alien) | 90.14 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 13816. | Pam (pamm) | 90.14 | 96% | 2012-01-12 |
| 13817. | Vil (vilsie) | 90.14 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 13818. | 10is (10is) | 90.14 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 13819. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 90.14 | 94% | 2013-05-26 |
| 13820. | Porcrastination (procrastin... | 90.13 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 13821. | Stevne (juninight29) | 90.13 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 13822. | Hikmat (hjaf23) | 90.13 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 13823. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 90.13 | 97.1% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13824. | Anti Ns (antins) | 90.13 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13825. | pol (poooool) | 90.12 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13826. | Amelia (piclo7) | 90.12 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13827. | david (spartan5127) | 90.11 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 13828. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 90.10 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 13829. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 90.10 | 96% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13830. | Nik (nazeki) | 90.10 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 13831. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 90.10 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13832. | notshrek (notshrekk) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13833. | Afaq (afaqkhan) | 90.09 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |