The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13734. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 13735. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13736. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13737. | yoshi (munesaur) | 93.32 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13738. | GG (goldy_boi) | 93.32 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 13739. | Croxist (croxist) | 93.31 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 13740. | Suvin (suvin) | 93.31 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 13741. | DeZember (yuskov) | 93.31 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 13742. | rose (roselynne) | 93.31 | 99% | 2014-08-15 |
| 13743. | Martin (falken) | 93.31 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 13744. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 93.31 | 99% | 2013-08-26 |
| 13745. | Kyle (pikabear) | 93.30 | 95% | 2017-02-26 |
| 13746. | Hailey (hkoz) | 93.30 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 13747. | MrRabbit (mr_rabbit_) | 93.30 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 13748. | swag (swagmaster881) | 93.30 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13749. | Sam (samdog18@hotmail.com) | 93.30 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13750. | Rey x MountainStride (shinr... | 93.29 | 92% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13751. | Sagacity (sagacity) | 93.29 | 89% | 2017-05-31 |
| 13752. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13753. | Marcos (juninho1523) | 93.29 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 13754. | evan (eash628) | 93.29 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 13755. | sometimes i choke (voehyy) | 93.28 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| 13756. | menej (menej) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
| 13757. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 93.28 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13758. | Max (pizzadog2) | 93.28 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 13759. | violinninja (violinninja) | 93.27 | 97.7% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13760. | n9 (n9d0g) | 93.27 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 13761. | Tedward (tedward765) | 93.27 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13762. | Tran (tleanh) | 93.27 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 13763. | Patrick (pmahones) | 93.27 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |