Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4486. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 93.39 | 97.5% | 2025-04-03 |
| 4487. | Lensky (lencladeus) | 93.39 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 4488. | Ryo (ashida4) | 93.39 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4489. | mav (maverror) | 93.39 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 4490. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 93.39 | 94% | 2023-07-02 |
| 4491. | Peter (qudgl0123) | 93.38 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 4492. | KimJongUnpaloompadoompetydo... | 93.38 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 4493. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 93.38 | 86% | 2017-01-26 |
| 4494. | → (tu7oojae1i) | 93.37 | 98% | 2026-04-26 |
| 4495. | Drake (ruthenic) | 93.37 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4496. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 93.37 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4497. | aspirar (aspirar) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 4498. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 93.37 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4499. | Spoodah (spoodah) | 93.35 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 4500. | isaiah (smurfboi7) | 93.35 | 97% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4501. | Adrian (xqzmee20) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4502. | Sam (_sg8) | 93.32 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 4503. | vroom (junap) | 93.32 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4504. | Alex (nobrakes58) | 93.31 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4505. | Captain (jpaul100) | 93.31 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 4506. | Adrien (adocoolninja) | 93.31 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 4507. | William (we1hong) | 93.31 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 4508. | Bill (billevans) | 93.30 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4509. | Samuel (samjh8xie) | 93.30 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 4510. | Johannes123ABC (johannes123... | 93.30 | 98% | 2026-02-19 |
| 4511. | casual (xfusixn) | 93.30 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4512. | Kuczora (drael1024) | 93.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 4513. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 93.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4514. | Jzow (jzow) | 93.29 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4515. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 93.29 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |