I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3783. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 105.88 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3784. | Sam (jet993) | 105.87 | 98.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3785. | Ali (ali_pro) | 105.87 | 96.3% | 2025-05-10 |
| 3786. | dat (xeochron) | 105.87 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3787. | N (na7thana) | 105.86 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3788. | stay fresh cheese bags (maw... | 105.86 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| 3789. | Aurisialic (playertenth) | 105.85 | 96.9% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3790. | Michael (gnurdux) | 105.85 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 3791. | Felix (promeneraren) | 105.84 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 3792. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 105.83 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 3793. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 105.83 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 3794. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 105.83 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 3795. | Marko (mpsc357) | 105.83 | 85% | 2015-10-13 |
| 3796. | Nemo (35603560) | 105.83 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 3797. | (blablaablaa) | 105.82 | 98.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 3798. | shell (shelleypeabody) | 105.82 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 3799. | adsarereallybad (adsarereal... | 105.81 | 97% | 2024-11-14 |
| 3800. | John (john_arthars) | 105.81 | 98% | 2025-04-10 |
| 3801. | vroom (junap) | 105.81 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 3802. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 105.80 | 98% | 2026-01-05 |
| 3803. | Tim (tim28) | 105.80 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 3804. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 105.79 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 3805. | griV (griv) | 105.79 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3806. | Niek (niekie) | 105.79 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
| 3807. | JtG (jaylegee) | 105.78 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 3808. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 105.78 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 3809. | melanie (melanie2525) | 105.77 | 96% | 2016-08-21 |
| 3810. | Greg (yaohan) | 105.77 | 98.1% | 2023-11-16 |
| 3811. | dandan (dandan4545) | 105.77 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 3812. | Jordan (shannojg) | 105.76 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |