I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7688. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 93.05 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 7689. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 93.05 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 7690. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 7691. | Long (wesleylong) | 93.04 | 98% | 2025-11-08 |
| 7692. | Bryan Alexis (thesinfulphil... | 93.04 | 95% | 2024-10-02 |
| 7693. | epicface (adowoable) | 93.04 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7694. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 93.04 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 7695. | (clairo) | 93.04 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 7696. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 7697. | waterhan (waterhan) | 93.03 | 96% | 2025-12-16 |
| 7698. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 93.02 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 7699. | Oli (oli94) | 93.02 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 7700. | Misha (misha666420) | 93.02 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 7701. | Button (mhd0) | 93.02 | 99% | 2017-05-20 |
| 7702. | Hohn Jopkins (xictyper) | 93.01 | 96.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 7703. | MetroidFan (metroidfan) | 93.01 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 7704. | jun (jun0sck) | 93.00 | 97.7% | 2024-01-11 |
| 7705. | Typografo (typografo) | 93.00 | 100% | 2021-08-21 |
| 7706. | Malachi (kolache3) | 93.00 | 97.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 7707. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 93.00 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 7708. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 93.00 | 96% | 2026-03-07 |
| 7709. | Forrupted (forruptedhrek) | 93.00 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 7710. | John (johncha15724) | 93.00 | 96.9% | 2024-10-10 |
| 7711. | Deric (dericimoe) | 93.00 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 7712. | Edgey (tedge) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 7713. | Cody (codyzz1234) | 92.99 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 7714. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 92.99 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 7715. | Zoey (zoranoid) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 7716. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 92.98 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7717. | Jofishdachicken (jofishdach... | 92.98 | 95.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |