The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9287. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 90.24 | 94% | 2017-05-28 |
| 9288. | (newbcoder) | 90.24 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 9289. | Irakli (iraklius) | 90.24 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 9290. | (tbsky92) | 90.24 | 96% | 2013-04-01 |
| 9291. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 90.24 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 9292. | (fzbx9500) | 90.23 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9293. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 90.23 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| 9294. | (little_turtle) | 90.23 | 98% | 2013-08-25 |
| 9295. | (godoffyre) | 90.23 | 97% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9296. | (paradigm) | 90.23 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 9297. | (thekman) | 90.22 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 9298. | (awwesomeval) | 90.21 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9299. | (karmalegend) | 90.21 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9300. | DRAKELUVR (kenzwoo) | 90.21 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9301. | (dbroggel) | 90.21 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 9302. | (jennyjenjen) | 90.21 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9303. | (mvndude) | 90.20 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 9304. | (sleepy_torch) | 90.20 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9305. | (jun0729) | 90.20 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9306. | (rudyvqt) | 90.20 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 9307. | (vishal_sirhind@yahoo.com) | 90.20 | 89% | 2013-08-16 |
| 9308. | Robin (starseed1983) | 90.20 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 9309. | (shivam00100) | 90.20 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9310. | (kildoes) | 90.20 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9311. | (ieatedsomebees) | 90.19 | 97.2% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9312. | (furball728) | 90.19 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 9313. | (kimmyl11) | 90.19 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 9314. | (jvanderzee) | 90.19 | 99% | 2012-10-25 |
| 9315. | (chuckiecheez) | 90.19 | 98% | 2013-06-26 |
| 9316. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 90.18 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |