I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14144. | aid (aidevs) | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 14145. | Quagsire (quagsireyaj) | 75.86 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14146. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 75.86 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14147. | Toonafisch (toonafisch) | 75.86 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14148. | Collin (cc2000) | 75.86 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 14149. | Tyler (teamster) | 75.86 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 14150. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 75.85 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14151. | iwias (iwias) | 75.85 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 14152. | Dang (namanhboi) | 75.85 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 14153. | Lancy (d_lancel0t) | 75.85 | 95.8% | 2024-04-26 |
| 14154. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 75.85 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 14155. | Rahul (racer_rahul) | 75.84 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 14156. | John Zaia (johnzaia) | 75.84 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 14157. | delia (deliadelala) | 75.84 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14158. | Boruto Uzumaki (boruto_02) | 75.84 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14159. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 75.84 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 14160. | Gandalf (joeybemate) | 75.83 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 14161. | Hayden (iilusiionz) | 75.83 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14162. | Xander (jumbledtruffle) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14163. | Jonathan (jonathan392) | 75.83 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
| 14164. | darthnessi (darthnessi) | 75.83 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 14165. | Hassan (0_nix_0) | 75.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14166. | Drew (dbolo) | 75.81 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14167. | flexr (flexr) | 75.81 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 14168. | Azatbek (kanybekov66) | 75.81 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14169. | Leung (noobie_markie) | 75.81 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14170. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 75.81 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14171. | rass (gsrass) | 75.81 | 100% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14172. | DVO (dvodot) | 75.80 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 14173. | Brennan (bwellshi) | 75.80 | 96.9% | 2025-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |