And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20012. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 79.02 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 20013. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 79.01 | 97% | 2022-12-24 |
| 20014. | ༄༊࿆Faith࿐ (adaling369) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 20015. | Aidan (amess92304) | 79.01 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 20016. | Val (codehacker707) | 79.01 | 95% | 2018-01-28 |
| 20017. | Sean (manbeervark) | 79.01 | 97% | 2016-06-04 |
| 20018. | Mahedi (12362) | 79.01 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 20019. | Tunuk (tunuk) | 79.01 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 20020. | Elo (ouilla) | 79.01 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 20021. | Nathen (ravagedtv) | 79.00 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 20022. | Fran (narfornothing) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 20023. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 79.00 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20024. | Jackery (hamshank) | 79.00 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 20025. | Nikos (niklas32) | 78.99 | 98% | 2014-11-14 |
| 20026. | 3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid) | 78.99 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 20027. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.99 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 20028. | Hayden (yunvlol) | 78.98 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 20029. | NEO (qwerty_08) | 78.98 | 98.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 20030. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.98 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 20031. | Julia (juliazel) | 78.98 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 20032. | Toby (hawkinst) | 78.98 | 93% | 2013-07-05 |
| 20033. | The (thesaints) | 78.98 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 20034. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 78.98 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 20035. | Thomas (anem0s) | 78.98 | 94% | 2019-02-19 |
| 20036. | zavdav (zavdav) | 78.97 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 20037. | Para (domman) | 78.97 | 88% | 2016-06-22 |
| 20038. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 78.97 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 20039. | Jason (randombananazz) | 78.97 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 20040. | Michael (macdomantay) | 78.97 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 20041. | Justice (gumbol) | 78.97 | 96% | 2014-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |