The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too much of it, not being used to being the only person there. And I wandered through the house like a little boy lost at the mall, and an astronaut could've seen the hunger in my eyes from space.
—from Woke Up New, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 14, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8819. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 96.00 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 8820. | tstats[gad2443] (gad2443) | 96.00 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8821. | Naru (solvereign) | 95.99 | 98.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8822. | regnir (satyo) | 95.99 | 98.1% | 2024-10-15 |
| 8823. | Max (maxcampman) | 95.99 | 99% | 2025-04-08 |
| 8824. | Shuriken (theshuriken) | 95.99 | 98% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8825. | Polando (polando) | 95.99 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8826. | Chinmay (chinmaykarnik) | 95.98 | 98% | 2026-05-19 |
| 8827. | Joey (coxoncable) | 95.98 | 96.2% | 2024-12-31 |
| 8828. | White Darkness (white_darkn... | 95.98 | 97.3% | 2024-01-09 |
| 8829. | Dozo (zwierz) | 95.98 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 8830. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 95.97 | 97% | 2025-10-24 |
| 8831. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 95.97 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8832. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 95.97 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8833. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 95.97 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8834. | alex (davidfellows) | 95.97 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 8835. | d.phuong (juliap) | 95.96 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8836. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 95.96 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8837. | Michael (khel_diente) | 95.96 | 95% | 2017-05-24 |
| 8838. | Riley (riley14_) | 95.95 | 97.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8839. | Mike (faze_mikel1terus) | 95.95 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8840. | J (jh42477) | 95.95 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8841. | Emma (emacity19) | 95.94 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8842. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 95.94 | 98.5% | 2025-04-09 |
| 8843. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 95.94 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8844. | Jack (user85793) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 8845. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 95.94 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8846. | Andrew (sq_leonhart) | 95.94 | 97.8% | 2024-06-29 |
| 8847. | Micah (eclipse_xd) | 95.94 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 8848. | vivaan1030 (vivaan1030) | 95.93 | 98% | 2025-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,718 | 87.60 | January 14, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 112 | 92.74 | December 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 98.84 | September 30, 2022 |