When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11132. | Oliver (oliverfd) | 79.80 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 11133. | Mohit (fastest_tortoise) | 79.80 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 11134. | kingabababa (kingabababa) | 79.80 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11135. | pls (pls_) | 79.80 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 11136. | jace (oakmont) | 79.79 | 94.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 11137. | Sami (codebro) | 79.79 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11138. | bassd00d (bassd00d) | 79.79 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
| 11139. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 79.79 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11140. | Des (desl) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11141. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 79.79 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11142. | Jacinth (levesis) | 79.78 | 94% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11143. | Con (hibbittybibbity) | 79.78 | 96.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11144. | klungs (klungs) | 79.77 | 96% | 2023-12-30 |
| 11145. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 79.77 | 96.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11146. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 79.77 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 11147. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 79.77 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 11148. | Julian Ramos (julian_one_hu... | 79.76 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11149. | Kiito (drybones41) | 79.76 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 11150. | Ted (nikeelites999) | 79.76 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11151. | Ben (bk100) | 79.76 | 95.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11152. | Augment (augment) | 79.76 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 11153. | Sapphire (wl23) | 79.76 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11154. | wobblingpeanut (wobblingpea... | 79.75 | 99% | 2024-02-02 |
| 11155. | Tanish (thrufestus) | 79.75 | 95.2% | 2025-03-24 |
| 11156. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 79.74 | 94.9% | 2024-03-19 |
| 11157. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 79.74 | 95% | 2022-08-13 |
| 11158. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 79.74 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 11159. | Anthony (lolsonic1234) | 79.74 | 90% | 2017-05-04 |
| 11160. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 79.73 | 96.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 11161. | Jeremy (germ304) | 79.73 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |