I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8077. | Corey (corstar97) | 94.67 | 100% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8078. | Johnny Tex (johnny_tex) | 94.66 | 99% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8079. | gorb (gorbin_time) | 94.66 | 98% | 2024-08-14 |
| 8080. | Gene (alterra_au) | 94.66 | 98.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8081. | Shafin (shafin666) | 94.66 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8082. | tuffghost (namtap) | 94.66 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 8083. | Nate (ndaz42) | 94.65 | 98% | 2024-09-17 |
| 8084. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 94.65 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 8085. | Jules (julessimp) | 94.64 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 8086. | Noireh (tirona_modhe) | 94.64 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 8087. | Eric (airicc) | 94.64 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 8088. | The- (the_odor) | 94.64 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8089. | lily (lilyhan02) | 94.63 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8090. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 94.63 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8091. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 94.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8092. | Rigno (redbubba) | 94.63 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 8093. | mogus (narutozumaki) | 94.62 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8094. | Jukka (jukka_h) | 94.62 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 8095. | chesco (chesco97) | 94.61 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 8096. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 94.61 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8097. | Aarni (aarnib) | 94.61 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 8098. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 94.61 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8099. | Alfonso (topazio88) | 94.61 | 99.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8100. | Alex (kwandynasty) | 94.60 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 8101. | j (jeromej) | 94.59 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8102. | Nate (natopotato262) | 94.59 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8103. | Das FoO (foobird) | 94.59 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 8104. | Dre (goobird) | 94.59 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 8105. | Orb (najm) | 94.58 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8106. | keni (kenibot) | 94.58 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |