And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9124. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 100.01 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 9125. | oswin (glitterji) | 100.01 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 9126. | Rajit (rajit) | 100.00 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 9127. | Emily (minnee) | 100.00 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 9128. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 100.00 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 9129. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 100.00 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9130. | Ucheely (ucheely) | 100.00 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9131. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 99.99 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9132. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 99.99 | 96.2% | 2023-07-08 |
| 9133. | Samer (phantomlemon) | 99.99 | 98.1% | 2023-11-04 |
| 9134. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 99.99 | 93% | 2014-05-30 |
| 9135. | Jutte (nescire) | 99.98 | 97% | 2014-04-24 |
| 9136. | Nima (eramthgin) | 99.98 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
| 9137. | SirAlig (siralig) | 99.98 | 100% | 2023-01-05 |
| 9138. | chrisP (chrisptypes) | 99.98 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 9139. | Omar (tonyproject) | 99.98 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9140. | lemon (lemondemon) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 9141. | Bodacious (grumppee17) | 99.97 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 9142. | Mark (hypixelegend) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9143. | jamie (juhjamie) | 99.97 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 9144. | Bunjeyman (benjaminhale) | 99.97 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 9145. | Hayk (hayk) | 99.97 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 9146. | Super (vdanger) | 99.97 | 97% | 2011-10-25 |
| 9147. | Michael (tridactyla) | 99.96 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9148. | teruaki (typeraki) | 99.96 | 99% | 2012-07-20 |
| 9149. | Peter (supahotfiyah) | 99.96 | 88% | 2013-07-17 |
| 9150. | guwee (guwee) | 99.96 | 99% | 2016-12-12 |
| 9151. | Justin (jteezy11) | 99.96 | 98% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9152. | Nim (nimlhug) | 99.95 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 9153. | Torrance (tjdavenport) | 99.95 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |