I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2445. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 114.96 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2446. | Aidan (aidancool) | 114.96 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2447. | mr (mr_bearcat) | 114.95 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2448. | et (amogus_irl) | 114.93 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 2449. | John (azaza909) | 114.92 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2450. | P100 (close280) | 114.91 | 98.4% | 2024-06-27 |
| 2451. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 114.90 | 97.4% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2452. | Keegan (quantumostrich) | 114.90 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 2453. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 114.90 | 97.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2454. | ..... (baskoroi) | 114.90 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2455. | . (santashelper) | 114.89 | 97.5% | 2025-03-26 |
| 2456. | Stephanie (nvsmv) | 114.87 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2457. | M8l8th (glitchsolo) | 114.87 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2458. | Ned (nedfrench) | 114.87 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2459. | seez (seez) | 114.86 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2460. | mark (pofield) | 114.85 | 98.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 2461. | free (jubblies) | 114.83 | 96.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2462. | Eric (thicc_ricc) | 114.83 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2463. | Ryan (nightninjarag) | 114.83 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2464. | Real (not_available_name) | 114.82 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2465. | Mark (colemakmark) | 114.80 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 2466. | tunners (kaiserwashington) | 114.80 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 2467. | Jeremiah (zzdaloranzz) | 114.79 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
| 2468. | Shiva (shivanaut) | 114.78 | 97.8% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2469. | Brenden (brendoooo) | 114.78 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2470. | Julia (348753021) | 114.77 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2471. | hexa (bizkits) | 114.77 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 2472. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 114.77 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2473. | rojutypeshi (rojutypeshi) | 114.74 | 98% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2474. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 114.74 | 98.3% | 2024-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |