Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2944. | Noah (bobothechimpanzee) | 95.04 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2945. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 95.03 | 100% | 2025-08-08 |
| 2946. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 95.01 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 2947. | yh (yhyhh) | 95.00 | 97% | 2024-08-15 |
| 2948. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 94.98 | 96.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2949. | senturyo (senturyo) | 94.98 | 97.9% | 2024-03-09 |
| 2950. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 94.96 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2951. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 94.96 | 96.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2952. | annonllama (swadtheking) | 94.96 | 96.4% | 2024-05-05 |
| 2953. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2954. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 94.94 | 95% | 2026-04-12 |
| 2955. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 94.93 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2956. | Rhys (themyth955) | 94.91 | 98.1% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2957. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 94.91 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2958. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2959. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 2960. | jsve (jsve) | 94.90 | 97.8% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2961. | Maarten (mette1337) | 94.88 | 99.5% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2962. | myles (myulls) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2963. | RyRy (revans5447) | 94.84 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2964. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 94.83 | 96.9% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2965. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 94.82 | 96.2% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2966. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 94.82 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2967. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 94.82 | 96.8% | 2025-01-01 |
| 2968. | jai (predator726) | 94.81 | 97.6% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2969. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 94.81 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2970. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 94.80 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 2971. | Simi (simandrei) | 94.80 | 98.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2972. | Slenex (slenex) | 94.79 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 2973. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 94.79 | 99.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |